She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
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still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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