I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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