You really coming over, don't trick.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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