it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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