I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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