Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
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Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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