your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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