As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
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I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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