I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
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Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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