Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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