So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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