waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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