I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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