I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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