let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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