i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
50% drunk capacity currently
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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