I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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