the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
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So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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