i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
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Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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