Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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