just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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