I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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