He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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