i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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