So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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