First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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