Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
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I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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