We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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