honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
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He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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