I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i dont even know how to be here
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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