I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
This is my gift to your gina
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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