Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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