i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Randomize
