so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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