I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
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I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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