Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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