This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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