Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
