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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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