I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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