When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Pooping to opera.
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