"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
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I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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