Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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