So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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