There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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