He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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