Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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