you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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