The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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