none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
you have to choose: penises or morals?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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