fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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