I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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