i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
