I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Randomize
