Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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