Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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